So, I am most likely the unluckiest guy in the world when it comes to girls. Most girls that find me attractive are creepy, disgusting, and IGNORANT! A good example of this was today at lunch, when a table of underclassmen asked me to sit with them. Well, this being the first time this year that a group of girls asked to sit with me I almost said, "yes", but right then I looked at who it was. It was____ and ____. Now I would tell you their names, but this is the Internet, so I will call the by Girl 1 and Girl 2. Well, Girls 1 & 2 are not the most attractive girls in the school, and they lack umm whats the word I'm looking for? Uh "normalness"? Lets just say the descriptions above describe them PERFECTLY!
Anyway, needless to say I may be a chick magnet, but just not the right kind I guess. I would Blog more about random things that happened today, but I have a GIGANTIC speech due tomorrow. I have yet to start memorizing it so, I will write about how it went tomorrow.
-J
3 comments:
hahahahaha
ok, so i hope that you didn't tell ppl at skool about ur blog, cuz if you did those girls r gonna b real sad when they read what u said bout them!!!!
you are totally cute - im glad that none of those girls at ur skool like you, they aren't good enough for my lil bro!!! jk
don't worry jord, God has som1 4 u. keep ur eyes open!
Love ya!
Yea I made sure not to give anyone @ school my blog. Thanks Love ya!
Dude I hear you there. Creepy girls are always attracted to me! I mean, there's this one girl that is always following me around... you might know her... her name is Caitlin or something. :D
No, but all joking / cruelty aside, strange and disturbing females find me attractive. Like at camps and stuff, there's sometimes a group of substandard females that stand about and discuss me (and I am not kidding at all). 0.o
So I feel your pain and confusion. Girls are a pain, bro.
-K
PS - That last snippet isn't a slam at Caitlin. I mean "girls in general."
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